So what do you do when you can't possibly conceive that the whole world doesn't want to completely destroy someone you despise?
It's a CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
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Basically what it boils down to is that religious "bigots" were played by a diabolically nefarious master mind on homophobia.
What it really proves is that leftists are nitwits.